Captain's Log

Growing up on Star Trek, I really internalized the mission of the starship Enterprise: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!

Unfortunately for everyone who arrives at this page, myself included, none of that passion involved me actually learning how to write about my voyages. Buckle up, the following pages of my own Captain's Log will both illuminate my likely undiagnosed ADHD, and prove that the public education system has failed us all.